Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Randomize
