So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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