Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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