smell my finger.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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