what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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