God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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