I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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