Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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