Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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