"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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