I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he fucked my hip out of place.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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