No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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