She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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