chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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