i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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