That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Randomize
