it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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