Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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