Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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