: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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