I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
they call him Oral-B. enough said
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
