marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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