Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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