is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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