Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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