That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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