Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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