Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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