why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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