I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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