I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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