Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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