I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
We don't watch enough power rangers
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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