You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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