I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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