just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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