I like my sex mixed with concussions.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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