She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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