why didn't you poke me back
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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