If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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