hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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