he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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