okay pat passed out under dana's car
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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