I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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