You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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