How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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