i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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