hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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