what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
