I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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